◇ SOLANA MAINNET · UNDERGROUND FLOOR
SOL·BROKERS
A hundred shady operators. Working the phones. Off-market. Off-hours.
Moving tokenized real-world assets across Solana —
xStocks, Backed equities, Jupiter perps, whatever clears.
100
BROKERS ON FILE
24/7
DESK HOURS
0%
COMPLIANCE
SOL
SETTLEMENT LAYER
02 // THE FLOOR
THE 100 BROKERS
Every $BROKERS holder is a client of one of the hundred. Below: a partial roster. Sunglasses on. Faces registered. Numbers verified.
● Portraits generated from booking records. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or on-chain is entirely intentional.
03 // DESKS
WHAT WE MOVE
Every desk clears through Solana. Every ticket ends in SOL.
DESK 01
xSTOCKS
Tokenized $NVDA, $TSLA, $AAPL, $META. Issued 1:1 by Backed Finance, tradable on Solana DEXes 24/7.
DESK 03
SPOT WIRE
Bulk spot swaps routed through Jupiter Aggregator across every AMM the floor can find.
DESK 04
BACK ROOM
OTC block trades in $BROKERS, quoted by whichever broker picks up the phone. Rates depend on how you knock.
04 // OPERATIONS
THE TAPE
Simulated print. For entertainment only. Nothing here is a solicitation.
05 // TERMS
HOUSE RULES
- No promises. $BROKERS is a memecoin. Nothing on this site is investment advice.
- No compliance. The brokers are pixels. The pixels are pixels. Trade at your own risk.
- No refunds. Once a ticket clears on Solana it clears.
- The floor never sleeps. Neither should you.